To add to your point, trauma pads exist to help mitigate this. Blunt force trauma is no joke.

I don’t want no dope. A dope is a guy that won’t get no vote from me.

Except for the last guy who will still have one eye. How’s the blind guy gonna take the eye of the guy with one eye left? All that guy had to do is run away and hide behind a bush. Gandhi was wrong.

Not the first time my gender was exploited and my buffer overflowed.

Hey fuck you right back. I fight hate with oppressive kindness, so you better have a fucking good weekend. You fucking deserve it you overworked bitch!

They’ll always have excuses, it’s how they justify bigger budgets and ridiculous departmental purchases.

“What if they have anti tank rockets?” “What if they’re using suicide drones?” “What if they start taking shots at us with phased plasma rifles in the 40 watt range?”

The spectre of the unstoppable criminal provides an extra profit stream for defense contractors on top of forever wars.

They’re so brave to have written that song

Russia’s on the list of other countries with inferior potassium.

Return just the wheels, the tires need to be examined further and will take an additional 6-18 business months

If I haven’t heard it, it’s hushed to me!

/s if that’s needed

It’s hilarious that in 2024 people still are failing to check themselves before wrecking themselves

It was sent as a test, all that chose to stay failed

Bug rocks don’t melt steel beams

Judging by the Subway sign in the lower left, I’m thinking this is somewhere in China. The locations I’ve seen in Tokyo only have the name in English.

It’s not made up, it’s not made up!

It can sense when something’s blocking it from closing all the way. It was just foolishly programmed to only pop back open a few times. Think it was the third or fourth was where it went into guillotine mode.

Israel: triple retaliate, no erasees

<Beach Boys voice>

Ooh, we wanna take him to Guantanamo Take him there fast Where he’ll get tortured slow That’s where we want him to go Way down to Guantanamo

She reminds me of Janet Fist, vigilante receptionist

Kudos for including the duration of the video so I know I’m not jumping into a 3 hour video essay