Stop talking about Reddit.

[Speaks Chinese]

Similarly:

Enjoy the ren faire.

I don’t understand this. Do I want to understand this?

Choose life, choose potato, choose a fuckin big television!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AhGvR0143s

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Does anything happen after “we cannot accept this level of inequality any longer” ? I stopped at 500 billion.

That video is an audible assault! Holy shit.

They sold those spices for profit, that’s how empires work.

I’m currently unemployed and going through a depressive episode so no, in 20 years I will not be wishing I was back here.

The whole term is dumb anyway. What sport is your car even playing?

“ooh look at me I want to eat dry toast”

Swamp ass bitches out here like “showering too often is bad for your skin”

If trump is the thing that finally kills McDonald’s after everything… You know what I’ll take it.

How tacky

Doing this saves lives, the taxes pay for the payouts in wrongful death lawsuits so this saves money.

I imagine there is more to the story that I do not care to learn.