NoSpiritAnimal

Hey it’s my first thought on hearing that Boeing satellite “exploded for no reason”.

He can drop his lawsuit if he likes, but the countersuit isn’t up to him.

Discovery should be interesting

I saw this guy huffing galaxy gas outside the Wawa.

The Bourne Identity fight choreographer also based his fights on the fights in the movie.

If you’ve ever seen both movies it’s very obvious.

This movie came out in an era of shooting from the hip action stars, and John Cusack and his Kickboxing Instructor put down one of the best movie fights ever.

Also Dan Akroyd’s “POPCORN!” will never make me not laugh.

At 60 MPH the Hummer EV has the same kinetic energy as a 1993 Honda Civic Hatchback going 120mph.

I can’t even get my mom to stop believing that her bank would text her asking for her account info.

The paradox of tolerance is only a paradox if you don’t believe in the social contract.

Beliefs that violate the social contract deserve no protection under it.

Wow you’re all over the map, huh?

It’s named after the founder, who was a German immigrant named Jungling.

Immigrant names were often spelled how they sound by barely literate immigration agents.

So Jungling is pronounced Yewng-ling and became Yuengling.

The current CEO (Dick Yuengling Jr) is a nepo baby piece of shit Trump lover.

News in 30 days: Digestive Parasites are up 70,000% in Eastern Ukraine.

Reality: You weren’t ever getting those hostages back. They’re much more useful as symbols in the US than as people in Israel.

NOT MY GAY AWAKENING COFFEE BY DRAG BEAN! NOOOOOOO!

No I’m saying that’s probably why you get pushback. Yes, Biden sucks, but putting companies in charge of inspections was Trumps EO.

Maybe it’s not fair to lay this entirely at the feet of old joe and his crony capitalism.

https://www.npr.org/2020/12/03/942345240/trump-administrations-new-regulation-favors-airlines-at-travelers-expense

How is Youtube music?

Spotify wants another $2 per month from me for “numerous improvements and fixes”, like putting Joe Rogan right in my face everytime I start up and not shuffling properly.

Because this exact same joke is posted on every single article containing the word “alleged”.

It’s quoting someone if you read the rest of that paragraph.

As is posted every single time someone comments this, until convicted you are “alleged” to have committed a crime.

No one should want that to change, because any group that is deemed to require summary punishments will be the group dissidents are identified as by the state.

Don’t like protestors? They’re all pedos now! No trials needed. Thank god we got all those pedos.

The “Alleged” is there to protect your rights. Even the most heinous crimes should be charged in court.

The Chosen One