I have a mustache tattooed above my dick. It was for Movember, so why not there. I don’t take photos in the nude, and I’m happily married to my wife, who finds it funny.

I’m am considering getting a tramp stamp, only as a mustache. My wife does not like it, but gets why I want it, as a joke. We’re also the age when tramp stamps got popular with our friends, so my wife gets the joke.

Haven’t played Indiana Jones, but got RDR2 feelings for sure! I’ll play this if the reviews are good!

It sounds like it’s similar to the two official written languages in Norway: bokmål and nynorsk!

As a European, it’s like a reality show that affects me personally. It’s fucking wild.

Just give him 24 hours in there. He’d flip or go insane.

It’s like some people on this planet, that we SHARE, just wants to kill someone else. I can’t wait until we wipe ourselves out of existence; the planet will be better for it.

It’ll be the only GTA we have till about 2036 or longer.

2042. Then 2077.

Up next: all dark skinned people needs to have an owner, lest they be sent to concentration camps.

It would not surprise me if slavery became mandatory now. Holy fuck.

bUt ThE wEsT iS 'mUrIcA!

Soon you’ll be arrested if you don’t vote for turnip.

No, they cannot. Look at their post history. I love tags on Lemmy!

I have them on my property, and my long haired cat gets so many of these… There’s a reason we shave him in the summer lol

What kind of fancy bidets are you using?? I’ve never used one that requires electricity, and I’ve spent months in Italy, all over the country.

I got my first dog, a 8 week old puppy, in December. My wife and, both 37, don’t have kids and have decided to not have any. The dog is an animal, we both know this, but he’s also out son!

Low effort shit posting.

Pink.

What? Do i need to see a doctor for this condition?

I got a puppy. I’ve spent about 30 minutes on my computer since December. But I did also get a Steam Deck.

It’s been like that since Steam was released. At least the app got a little better than 12 years ago, but even back then it was a disgrace of an app.