My dude, I’ve had this pic on my PC since 2014.

This is by far the best thing we’ve heard on this and both love it!

We well cherish this for our whole marriage lol

Thank you!

Mine and I are getting married this week and we were both excited to see “spouse” as an option on the documents.

We are now spouse and spouse.

The cartoon is also fantastic.

That or they pay both sides.

Its up for debate if she will, but a lot of big ticket donors are bribing her requesting it as a favor for donating to her campaign.

Marjorie Taylor Tweene

Split the difference, spend as much of your time on the clock job hunting and doing the bare minimum. Then quit without notice mid shift for the new job.

Hands down I’d respect Bush if I saw him kick the shit out of a nazi

I got one of their phones back in 2016 maybe? The screen was cheap as shit but for $50 the specs blew most things out of the water.

Maybe they’re taking about the grape? Still don’t know how that would work either…

Here’s the sweet tea to wash it down

A Republican rep from Indian wants mixed race marriage to be a state matter. I am white, my partner is Mexican. If he gets what he wants, our relationship will be a crime in at least his state.

There are no Democrats openly advocating for my marriage to be a crime.

It seems not all of those snakes aim to kill me.

Physically split up Elon

Draw and quarter the rich

I make my own drink mix to keep me off soda, and to take them to work I started putting them in novelty glass poison bottles with little corks.

This of course meant I needed a case to carry them in so I modeled, 3d printed, and will soon be finishing a cute little box that holds 5 bottles with ~Pick Your Poison~ displayed when you open it.

I switched to DDG right after Google added the ai answers to search and in baffled by how fast DDG seemed to go down hill. Just a few months ago it was still giving me on point results on the first try, now it almost feels like I’m using one of those malware search bars from back in the day.

That’s fantastic! Honestly in not keen on z hop at all, but this is giving it a pretty strong argument.

My dream is to keep them in a hardwood humidor cabinet modified to dry.

Rookie numbers. Gotta pump those numbers up!