Nobody tells me what to do with my own money.

My tinfoil hat says J&J comes in with their greenback. 😂

If mastodon.social is the biggest instance, threads have been laughing for their number since the first day it was released.

Meta do not need Mastodon users at all to take off. They dont even federate at the moment.

I wish people would stop spouting nonsense and hoax like you just did.

You need to create your damn Threads account manually.