Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod

Pinky promise?

Trump would do the same thing but in his case it means letting Bibi level Gaza and then buying some land to build a tacky resort on it.

Nothing that outlandish.

It will clearly be blamed on Jewish space lasers.

We had layoffs last year, and two of the managers opted to quit their jobs rather than fire an additional staff member.

Sadly their replacements are not as nice.

Yeah, that’s totally how countries react to terrorist attacks.

In the words of a recently departed music star: “We’ll put a boot in yer ass, it’s the American way”

This is the most important election in history so far

This is why when I voted by mail in PA I made extra sure that not only was the date correct and complete but that my signature matched the one on my license.

That’s something that’s disenfranchised people before, and I went so far as to practice it a couple times to make sure it was as close as possible.

Sucks that we can’t trust the government to just count are votes but our country is built on not trusting the government.

Hack the planet!

(Except those were roller blades because 90s)

Pair a full size Bluetooth keyboard to your phone

I want switches on the headliner so I feel like a pilot

Don’t know why the companies find it more profitable to buy houses people aren’t looking to actually move into, at least at the rent they are willing to accept. If I fully understood why, it might just piss me off more. Like maybe the houses work better as a loan basis than other assets, so even empty and unused they are valuable as some sort of financial trick.

That’s one thing, but housing has been a low-risk investment for a long, long time. If they bought the house OP posted in 2020 and sold it in 2024 they would have almost doubled their money even without renting it out.

A friend of mine from high school ran unopposed for state rep. Feels pretty good having someone I know well, and whose kids go to the same school as mine, so terrify the Republicans that they didn’t bother running anyone.

OP explained the former. David Graeber talked about the latter in his book Debt: The First 5,000 Years

When movies were on cable they’d at least edit the movie to fit between ad breaks. Modern streaming services have no concern for the content, and will just drop an ad wherever.

It’s something of a cycle that aggressors will claim capabilities that are terrifying and then the US overreacts. When we heard about the Foxbat we built the F-15, even though the former eats its own engines if used at afterburner for more than a minute and would melt if it hit the top speed.

The Space Race happened because we thought the Soviets had way more capability than they did.

Hell, the B-52 only exists because we were convinced the Russians had thousands of bombers.

In reality, the Soviets lied so completely to their population and leadership that they also thought they had that stuff, even though they were basically forcing captured Nazi scientists to copy Western designs.

Attacking reconnaissance satellites is fairly cheap for anyone with even a sub-orbital rocket and can provide a huge amount of military value. If you can make it to geostationary orbit you could cause a lot of havoc, too. It could also trigger Kessler Syndrome which is why we need to take it seriously.

However, my headcanon is that the Space Force was created simply to get the SGC more funding. They even made a TV show about it.

He may be a union guy, but he’s no Union Man.

The Tragedy of the Commons is a capitalist myth just like the Myth of Barter.

Those protesting will be called anti semites and ignored. They will be tear-gassed and every news channel will praise the cops for it.

You don’t end seventy years of genocide support in a week.

That would be awesome.

Next we should make extroverts and morning people feel like the freaks they are.