If you don’t know how to download more RAM then you need to turn in your Internet license and go outside. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

So the new Mac Mini can do more than most people need for a cheaper price than most people would expect.

Sounds awesome!

We worked so hard to build a little house together 🎶

You’re on the wrong part of the Internet for that. Try Facebook or Instagram to learn more about Arch Linux.

Ha, sucker, you think your non-Internet-connected lightbulbs make you safe? My Internet-connected lightbulbs have sent my online-car to wardrive your neighbourhood and sniff your Zigbee network!

…if you see my car please tell it to come back to me, I need to go to the shops…

Bye, Melania!

Whoa, slow down there bruv! Rape jokes aren’t ok - that Roomba can’t consent!

That was my first thought as well. I thought I’d try the first 10 minutes to get a sense of it.

Anyway, four hours later…

There are two main types of data retention policy:

• Retain everything to protect the company when the staff do something dodgy.
• Delete everything to protect management when management do something dodgy.

It’s a little more nuanced than that, of course, but in broad strokes that’s how I’ve seen it play out. Does the company want to pin the blame on somebody or shrug and say “we have no idea how that can have happened, guess we need to forget about it.”

Looks like 17. Doubt they had much fun at the end.

That’s Boeing quality for you.

K I t t y I n s u b r e d d I t

You’re right, they made the Therac-25! What an odd and terrifying link.

Same. The right email doesn’t really say anything, so I would absolutely be at risk of ignoring it.

Better to be direct and human if it’s important.