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Cake day: March 15th, 2025

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  • Vineyards around here have set up wedding venues. People pay stupid amounts of money for weddings. If you can set up a few areas that are particularly photogenic you’d be good. Much of the land you could just leave to nature, which could be a huge part of the appeal. Make a few trails and like 2-3 buildings for the wedding and reception.


  • Good marketing can sort that out. You call the experience “authentic” and hire some attractive actors to do a couple photo shoots. Maybe add a shuttle and a little café like touristy vineyards do. And if you’re really good you can figure out a way to get the tourists to make meth for you. Say they have to bring certain ingredients with them, in addition to the crazy expensive entry fee.




  • Foxes, outdoor cats and my dog wouldn’t agree to to this plan. The other day I saw a giant ass snake too. I thought it was someone’s escape pet… apparently those fuckers are normal and everyone who grew up here thought I was being hysterical. Also, if I’m being 100% honest, those chickens would be neglected if they lived in my yard.