CALL THE LOCKSMITH!!!

While having someone scream random numbers at them as they count. Fuck em!

I hope OP didn’t skimp on the milk :)

Triumph! Haven’t seen that dog in ages!

Same, no limit. Not American.

Shit, where’s my socket set gone???

BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP

As someone who sells robot vacuums for a living, I’d take two!

I could easily make it worse by simply copying and posting a cup onto the poster.

Yes, the Internet has broken me…

Right? Plus it’s an homage to the musical and instantly recognisable.

Yup, fuck that movie with a rake. I ain’t seeing it either!

I’m thinking more the 1978 version with the crazy rotoscoping!

There will only be three and a half LOTR movies. I’m counting that weird one from the 70’s as the half.

Oh shit, that takes me back.

Yeah, those lot have been shit for decades.

Well, I deleted my r account the day they fucked over the app developers. Been here since, so I guess it’s a decent alternative. Not as much current content and it’s 90% politics on the front page… That can be filtered out though.

The militant Linux missionaries though, they get blocked. They show up in most tech threads and it got old a year ago.

It’s a Lemming!

I read this as ‘all at once’, and envisioned a Cronenberg-esque monstrosity. Get Ronald Emmerich on the line, I have an idea for Moonfall 2…

So these cunts are attacking the UN now? Reign em in.

Tesla: “hay guys we invented the bus, but cyber”