No! I’d rather be 20 years ago!

The satellite went boing boing?

So you could just use Email in these archaic programs called Thunderbird etc. If you really wanted to use gmail. You know, without adds, without the need for an ad blocker, without AI recommendations and at your leisure.

But hey, you’d have to install something on your computer for that… how horrible.

And who uses computers for work anyway, you can just write your essay on a tablet. (but there are also email apps on those)

It’s a shittier way to work but hey it’s easier.

The voices in their head.

Chant with me… Indie games… Indie Games! INDIE GAMES!

Yes!

Oh awesome, I think $2.99 is totally acceptable. I might just buy it to run on my c64.

How the heck do they know what people with their names look like?

I mean, sure they will meet some people who share their name, but, unless you have a very very common name you mostly will meet people with other names. And wouldn’t your fashion be determined by your in group and social and work culture? Same with your hair, isn’t that a trend most people follow? Aka ‘Oh undercuts are in, everyone is having them… they look quite nice, I should get one’

or ‘Oh mullets are ugly…’ but everyone named Karl is sporting one?

That looks… ugly.

What is this 2018? That ship has already sailed.

Thanks Jean!

Oh, phew! I first read that as “Mexico to set on fire first female president in 2024” Congrats Mexico. (For the female president, not the imaginary fire)

Oh yes it does, I just meant something for you to give directly to other users.

“Jack_of_all_derps, deleted by creator”

Poor jack, gone from existence, I think he made god angry or something… ;)