Teon

Tax it higher than alcohol & tobacco.

Oh crap, now what am I going to have for lunches.

Install a Linux Distro. Connect to external monitor, plug power into wall.
Use it for a dedicated torrenting machine or use it as a test machine for whatever you like. If you kill it, whatever.
Otherwise I would just take that SSD out and recycle the machine.

Nice try FBI.

Update: Sharon has been to the Betty Ford Clinic 16 times since the late 80’s for video game addiction.

Elon, complaining about all the “crimes” other people are committing and he’s going to come in and “save” us all.
AKA, all his “complaints” are the crimes he intends to commit against us all.
Conservatives worship hypocrisy.

I have a Swiss Army Card, it has a scissors, small knife and other tiny gadgets.
Oh, and a Light Saber! [pushes button and humming sound starts]

The only reason the church exists, is to abuse people.

[speaks in pirate voice] So they finally figured out that people can still watch/listen to geo-blocked media, but now they want money for it. LOL!

Are you saying I’m obsolete?
How very dare you sir!

Want to be a creepy dating stalker?
$500* please
*unlimited creepiness included!

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Elon is bonkers, a bully and disconnected from reality. He lives in his own made up world where he thinks he’s perfect and a genius.
Reality keeps breaking into his delusional self-made world.
Eventually he will crack like a carton of eggs dropped from the Burj Khalifa.
Lawsuits will just be one of many realities to shatter his world.
And, he will bring it all on himself, just like trump did.
Elon’s worst enemy on planet Earth is… ELON.

Elon CornHusk is nothing but an idiot and a MASSIVE bully. Nothing he says or does has any value.

And then they lower the age that kids can get married to 14/15 (pedos!), and change labor laws so pre-teens can work in dangerous jobs or serve alcohol.
If they want to protect “children”, we need Xtra restrictive gun laws, and child abuse laws. Who protects children from abuse at home?
Not conservatives, they are the ones behind all this.

Cathode Ray.

I did na - zi that coming.

I’m voting for “F”. Can we call it F?
Please, can we???

Elon Musk is so smart and innovative…

…no, I got nothin’.

Just a reminder that on Mastodon, you can choose “Block domain…” on a post. So an instance federating with meta can be blocked by the user. It would be nice to have that here on Kbin and/or all the other Fedi platforms.