Mr. Zeus

The elf should be using something with an insane amount of stopping power, like a 408 cheytac, or a 460 magnum.

something that screams out of the barrel and penetrates straight through any enemy armored or otherwise.

maybe even one of those new 17 caliber bullets that they put inside of the shell from a .556

Cerberus’ job is to keep living mortals out of the underworld.

Does anyone remember the “Cerber” ransomware? very nasty APT. There was a version of it that ran on many different linux distros too.

that tracks, assuming you skip all the filler, intros and outros.

MY CLUE IS POINTING TO MY GUN!

This is for fighting, this is for fun

Any company that promises goods and/or services in exchange for money that takes your money in exchange said goods and/or services and then doesn’t deliver services or goods is a scam

They’re not tight…across my chest

Whenever I need to buy new pants I have a similar problem

But my clue is pointing this way!

I’m getting a raging clue right now!

I do have standards. It’s easy to make good pizza, you’d have to be an idiot with zero culinary skills to mess it up

there’s no excuse for making a bad pizza. It’s pizza, it’s very hard to do it wrong

What about massage chairs?

Ah! But here’s the twist!

The driver was a third combatant that had an grudge against the other two

Do a favor for the cops, they give you nothing and often end up revealing who you are, sometimes by accident.

Do a favor for the mafia and they do one for you