Finally I get to use this

Yeah, and we can’t give them that because trousers are a zero-sum game and if women wear trousers, then there won’t be enough trousers to go around!

/s

Anything sensitive is encrypted and I never decrypt it while running windows.

I bought Sea of Thieves about 5 years ago. Recently, they added kernal-level anticheat (which does precisely fuck-all to actually stop cheating). While that is annoying, I’m not particularly worried because the studio that makes that game is owned by Microsoft, and like all Microsoft products, it was banished to my windows partition with the rest of the spyware.

I call him the cheeto, or CHEAT-O.

Illinois Nazis

Illinoizis?

Because the gun nuts usually know enough about how firearms work to just make their own guns.

Yeah that would probably work

No, there’s already enough junk floating around up there.

Musk probably hit it with his signature offensive odor

We need to start using this game as a unit to measure mismanagement.

“In total, the project cost us approximately .51 Star Citizens.”

Bloody hell, I spent a little over two dollars buying Elite: Dangerous (a similar space game) when it was on sale about five years ago and haven’t spent any more money on it since. I can’t even comprehend spending 10,000 dollars on an incomplete game.

To be fair its marketed as full self driving, not full self no crashing

Infinite free beer exploit?