My favorite is (IIRC) Charlotte on the phone with Jonathan, she offhandidly tells Angelica “I love you.” and you hear Jonathan say “What?!” on the other line.

“Oh Jonathan, I was talking to Angelica, I don’t tell my employees I love them (walking out of scene) _{atleast not after Anita Hill…}”

I don’t 100% remember if it was Anita Hill, but she namedroped a sexual harassment case. On Rugrats.

(What happened to Hill wasn’t funny, but the set-up and shock of the joke was well done)

It’s a shame, seems like it would have been super easy to handwave, but they never do.

Voldemore’s soul was uniquely shattered and was apparently freshly injured to make another horcrux after murdering Harry’s family, the cruelty he showed in giving her multiple outs to abandon her son, most likely to kill her anyway.

Holy/white magic is such a cool element in a magic system, especially with how undercooked HP’s is. “This wizard was particularly fucked and unknowingly was the perfect catalyst for white magic to spontaneously manifest to correct”

Like, there was food on the table, and she has wizards shitting themselves despite the castle having bathrooms.

I haven’t said it today, so: fuck JKR for being a transphobic asshole.

Hot stuff coming through!

My buddy got himself a cat a few years ago. (She adopted him)

I would tease him about becoming a cat person. “I will never become a ‘cat guy’, I’m not going to spoil her. She’s just a barn cat to keep the mice out”

The barn in question was the Mother-in-law house at his folks that he was staying in.

After a few months of us cat owners teasing him, I asked him point blank “have you ever slept in an uncomfortable position as to not disturb your cat?”

After a good half minute pause we got a “err, I mean yeah, I don’t want to disturb her if she’s asleep!”

He became a total cat dad until the day he moved into a dog house and left her with his folks. He still dotes on her when he comes home to visit.

“You be careful Hank! Alabaster may be little but he’ll mess you up.”

“No offense, but he’s from Oklahoma”

Hol’ up, I wasn’t paying attention. Is Fields the name of OP’s new grandmother?

Cis Dude, Queer, Texas, Mid-30s

If I’m talking between other men about a lady’s breasts, I’ll use tits or boobs, my best friend has an injoke where we use a flat “breasts” (:55)

If I’m in mixed company, boobs or breasts.

With women, especially older women, I’ll use breasts or bosom if I’m feeling silly.

Younger women (if they bring up the subject) I’ll sometimes do a idiot meathead word for them as a joke. “My poor ex had a bad back from her… her… what’s the good word for bazongas again?”

For my own man-tiddies, I use bosoms or Robertsons. Men’s bodies are inheritedly funny to me, so I don’t use serious words to describe the less flattering details on me.

Considering the deaths the average Dwarf in my last fortress suffered. I ain’t touching DF with a ten-foot pole.

A deadly dust forgotton beast broke into the fort through a forgotten cavern access. My military quickly killed it; but before they could step into the Dwarven Bath to rinse off the dust 2/3rds of my fortress was dying of a total body necrotic rot.

Boy if that isn’t my mother to a T.

18, my soon-to-be-first-girlfriend was hosting a party.

I still have a fondness for coconut rum and sprite and big naturals.