They ought to release a new phone every six months so morons keep buying them and my stocks continue to soar.

To fetch dweeb lords.

So fucking what? I’m sure lots of guys have had half naked women sitting on their lap at one point during their life.

I hate Elon. There is no grey area in that statement.

As much as I hate Elon, self-driving cars are the future and will be way safer than some idiot behind the wheel

No shit.

Post-nut-clarity ad placement is prime real estate in the ad business.

Surprised they’re not asking for peoples’ firstborns.

Very true… They harvest my nut sessions no doubt.

Never suggested ignoring, more about how you filter through it all.

Google harvests your sleeping patterns to sell more targeted ads.

99.99% of parents over react to their children’s “illness”.

Mcanus

It’s almost as if he’s appealing… 🤯

Fuckin’ Russians.

You can’t help yourself, can you?

Star Citizen sounds right up my alley in terms of game content and play, but I will never touch it due to the business model they’ve chosen.

No, it’s not. Has everything to do with sex scenes not adding anything of value to a film.

They really ought to put helmets on helmets on helmets for maximum safety.

They’re working tirelessly to find the perpetrators.