Movie is Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)

Just to add to your profound insight, water is probably wet.

Man I love that movie. Highly recommend you watch that movie if you haven’t already

Kind of sounds like you just aren’t into video games anymore, or at least the same ones you used to be. Also everyone is probably feeling massive reboot and sequel fatigue at this point.

But yeah I’ll wait for some actual reviews on YT before thinking about buying any of these.

I’ll probably wait for more than a few seconds of gameplay footage to form an opinion.

The space per $ is unbeatable & they are surprisingly durable and long lasting. Snazzy Labs on YouTube has a good video on the subject if interested.

I’m genuinely curious why wifi isn’t an option in your scenario? If you’re opting to use ethernet, with a USB adaptor no less, you’d surely be in range of wifi no?