For real. My 401k went from 40k to 85k in the same time period as OP.

I’m sure they’re real torn up that some dumbass on the Internet is disappointed in them 🤣

Value is relative. My cat is worth way more than that.

I think Eric Bauza voices him just as well if not better. And he’s a way cooler guy in addition to not being a terrorist.

They’re acting like all the security just disappears lol. My workplace still uses Windows 8 which hasn’t been supported for almost a decade so there must be ways to maintain security without Microsoft updates.

I wish this was what I got. At least I could reply to these with a “fuck off” even if no one reads it. I hate the flyers I get in the mail all the time. Wasteful as fuck and no way to stop it. I’ve thought about collecting them all and dumping them on the doorstep of my county’s Republican party office though.

This is why the right loves religion. If you’ve already been brainwashed to believe something as stupid and fake as an organized religion then you’re an easy target for the right’s made-up bullshit.

You’re also used to standing around guarding a border all the time, not experiencing actual combat at all.

Any serial killer that doesn’t get caught is at least a billion times more intelligent than Rafael Cruz, please don’t give him that much credit.

His political affiliation is stated in the second sentence of the article.

Wonder if it’s got anything to do with thalidomide disfiguration.

If I ever found myself making a 25 minute video about how a shitty twitter alternative “needs to be better” I would seriously reconsider my life, maybe even end it.

you go through this and you do it for two hours, and you don’t even mispronounce one word.

This man once mispronounced his own last name.

I’m sure his people told him and he just didn’t listen, like how he didn’t even read his daily briefs when he was in office. Or maybe they’ve all realized he never listens anyway so no one bothers anymore.

Donald Trump is a rapist.

It was snarky. Some people interpret it as rudeness. He’s still a shithead for sure.

Not gonna lie he was right about the shuts thing. It’s not a common phrasing but totally legit and you did seem kinda dickish when you pointed it out.

They think it will be easier than having people write the code from scratch. I don’t know shit about coding but I know that’s definitely not right.

Didn’t it snow in Egypt like a few years ago? Dude hit his friend with a massive snowball and the Internet loved it.

Pretty sure they were in Paris dude 🙄