I added cabbage to my shopping list just for this post

Imagine not having the entirety of Ukraine memorized by this point

Don’t forget the conglomerate names:

Microsoft-Activision-Blizzard

I think the OP’s version should be card RATatouille

Everyone’s acting like Pike isn’t in the chair for about a week before Spock sends him to the planet of infinite pleasure and perfect health

I’ll have to give that a try the next time I get my hands on some artichokes for a reasonable price.

How do you cook it, just steamed?

Oh I see, definitely

Mujdei?

It sounds tasty, I’m jealous

There wasn’t any need to rush to get Buttigieg elected in the 2020 election, he’s going to be around for decades

Politics, the party in charge decided that the best response was to pretend the problem didn’t exist and maybe it’ll go away. Wearing a mask is a very public sign that there is a problem.

Ten’Soon (Scadrial 4th Age, dir. Sazed Terrisman)

Chopping up babies has biblical precedent

Thanks for the heads up on the pixel 7, I’m planning on buying one in the next few months

Because they’re having less babies than is needed to maintain or grow their population

2.1 babies/woman is about what’s needed to maintain a population, China was at 1.09 last year

Low effort comment: He looks like an evil Beatles member

And then I presume the statue goes into a jar

Edward Teller, one of the lead designers for the hydrogen bomb, made a hobby of designing doomsday nukes that would have destroyed the biosphere

I propose that countries start adopting a “Do the opposite of what Germany is doing” energy policy. We’ll get this global warming thing fixed in a decade

I think this mission is their desperate attempt to have a success so Putin doesn’t draft half their workforce and tell the rest to start launching Soyuz rockets at Ukranian preschools