Because each letter is a separate sign, they only have to replace four letters instead of the whole sign. Genius.

FBI: gets valuable artwork from the Nazis

“We had no idea it was stolen!”

Raccoons: “We are no longer asking.”

Now he really is Metatron. :)

Karen: “I’M THE MAIN CHARACTER!”

Manager: “But not in this timeline, ma’am.”

It happens with alarming regularity to office workers in Japan.

They all had the fish for dinner!

“I’m always scared of flying. And my friend says, ‘Don’t worry, you’re not going anywhere until it’s your time.’ And I say, ‘But what if it’s the pilot’s time?’”

All
Cybertrucks
Are
Bad

I had a black DARE shirt growing up. It disappeared or got given away at some point and I didn’t care.

Now, the purple Jump Rope For Heart shirt I had was my absolute favorite. I wore that until it evaporated.

“Cast it into the Returns Department! Destroy it!”

“But you upside down.”

“…nope, still upside down.”

I’m not trying to judge, but you installed and ran a modern operating system on a spinning platter drive?

I had to switch to SSDs in 2016 because macOS was dragging hard on a Pro notebook.

How long before he offers cash to identify Harris voters?

Wow, how did you get graphics like that out of an Atari 2600?

I think a large part of it is how most of the machines that could run 7 can run everything after 7 (maybe just need more RAM), but many many MANY machines running XP couldn’t move forward because the CPU or the integrated graphics just couldn’t take it.

“Downhill” in the sense of falling into a gorge.

Desperately finding ways to see that cute ICU nurse again.

Is that Derrick?

Derrick: “DERRICK!”