such is life in the UK

is it a legal violation if no jury is around to hear it?

whoa that’s a pretty good source

it’s (somehow) even creepier when you hear how he describes it:

“When I was trying to get [my wife Emma] to date me, first thing I did, uh, I let the air out of her tires,” Watters claimed, pleased with himself. “She couldn’t go anywhere, she needed a lift. I said, ‘Hey, you need a lift?’ She hopped right in the car.” (source)

ah yes, the police. the people with a reputation for always properly assessing every situation

a wise programmer knows to always ask the question “can i solve this problem in python using metaprogramming?” in this instance, the answer is yes:

def is_even(n: int):
    s = "def is_even_helper(number: int):\n"
    b = True
    for i in range(0, abs(n)+2):
        s += f"\tif (abs(number) == {i}): return {b}\n"
        b = not b
    exec(s)
    return locals().get("is_even_helper")(n)

Jesse Watters of Fox News has even equated a wife secretly voting for Harris to “having an affair.”

something that this article didn’t mention is that jesse walters’ current marriage started as an affair: he started dating his current wife while he was married to his previous wife. (source)

yet another example of every accusation being a confession.

the “freedom” they love so much is the “freedom” to tell other people what to do

this article is how i found out that bad bunny is not the dr phil girl

it’s actually impossible to be bilingual because you can only ever be speaking at most one language at a time

how exactly is it that any kind of endorsement creates a “perception of bias”? is he trying to argue that all opinions are biased? and if so, why doesn’t he say anything to support that claim?

what if all those people are dead too

what if spouse is also dead

depends on the context, but σ is most often used to denote a member of a permutation group

don’t underestimate the frog in hot water effect. it can make it hard for some people to notice the dramatic increase if they aren’t paying close attention. it helps fascists gain power

who’s sister?

no not like that

that’s what they tell you right before throwing you off the plane

Hasen first covered the issue on his blog last Saturday, where he cited 52 U.S.C. 10307©, the federal law that prohibits paying someone or accepting payment “either for registration to vote or for voting.” The penalty is $10,000 or up to five years in prison or both.

i wonder which of those penalties he’ll be getting

yeah it’s definitely a contender for first place