You don’t even know the half of it.

My friend convinced a 45 yr old pharmacist to divorce her husband and leave her family. He dumped her right after.

Huh, socialism really is gay…

… there were people voting for stein?

So this is what true evil looks like…

Chupacabra makes sense, those damn mexican goat thieves.

Happy they were chunky 🐒 too.

I stopped buying consoles after they wanted to charge me to use the internet. That’s not how this works.

Huh, never understood it till now. 100% how my inner monolog read the title.

Do add to your point making all those movements while talking make you seem crazy.

Oh he will

Tbh, prosecutors are just as evil as the criminals.

Had no idea busty Natalie Portman was missing in my life, but now I do.

Ugh, hate reruns

I always thought they’re repubs. that don’t like going to church.

Illustrations by Kobe Hyogo

Rofl you just lost

Ya, Russians are noobs tbh.

That actually makes sense, thank you.

Man I HATED FF13. It was the first game I was introduced too where you don’t actually play the game. It was the beginning of the end.