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Well I don’t clean my phone when I drip pee on it so that makes sense.

What?

Yes. There’s shit on your counter too. There’s shit on your toothbrush. There’s shit on you spinach. There’s literally shit everywhere.

Well her going to jail is probably for the best. See how she does in genpop

So it’s NATO membership then. Congratulations to Ukraine!

I had a toilet where the seat just wouldn’t stay up. It was just easier to sit. And even when I didn’t have this toulet I would sit in the middle of the night to keep the noise down and not have to turn on the light. I called this the “tactical piss”.

But guys who are just super against it are weird. Doesn’t make you any less of a guy my guy.

Mine too.

That seems excessive

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Jokes on you I pirates mine!

It’s not a “sexual relationship” it’s rape of a minor. Weird how they phrase it like that when the charge is rape of a minor. Why would they use neutral voice for this one. 🤔🤔🤔

This is so wholesome I can’t stand it ahhhhhhh!!!

My bird feeder is for cat entertainment purposes anyway. Cats seem equally happy with birds or squirrels. Not a boomer but I guess I’d understand if I wanted to see birds.

And the Marines were the personal union busters of plantation owners in central America.

Honestly it’s the best use for a country’s military. Send .5% out to actually, idk, help people.

Yet another justification for piracy

Let Max in the library!

I’m sure they’d LOVE to have him after all the things he’s said about their country

Glad to see this fucking lunatic finally shut up

I know you said hypothetically. What do you not understand about me not trusting arandom internet weirdo that’s already demonstrated their not to be trusted? I’m not playing your sick games.