The only sources I trust are the ones that come from my dreams

Everyone one of my shitposts is making history

Getting a lot of Time magazine person of the year feelings from that text image.

Biden said it’s not genocide. Dark Brandon strikes again.

They got the Kobe special

It sucks that this unflattering portrait is put in a museum and my unflattering portrait of the whore who turned me down isn’t in one.

David Cop-a-feel

Well just keep voting blue and hope things will change

I know several Jewish people who told me that they’re going to vote for Trump and the Republicans because they’re the only ones supporting them.

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It makes sense since Israel is a theocracy

Pipe dreams

that’s why I outsource the work to other parts of the world for a cheaper price. They will do it better, cheaper, faster and won’t whine about.

Why would they? Might makes right

Meh, I’ll vote for the conservatives still. Housing and food prices are still too high and the liberals have been incompetent for the last 8 years.