I made basically the same comment, and just now saw yours. Glanced to see who made it first out of curiosity.

Apparently we had the same thought at the same time. That’s wild.

Huh, Earth was once Ferenginar

They don’t happen often, but they’re pretty nice. Definitely a good respite from my more standard “the people you love are in danger and/or gone, and also your teeth are falling out.” :/

Same. I try to keep a routine nowadays. Whack it before bed, as I am very single, and that’ll keep me out trouble most of the next day. Occasionally there’s one in the morning if there was a particularly spicy dream or something, but that’s about it

I am honored

Question, if electricity can be transmitted as a radio signal, why could we generate power here on earth in areas where renewables are super abundant (turbines in the ocean, giant waterfalls, deserts for solar, et cetera) and transmit that around the earth to areas where it’s needed? Why does it have to be in space for this to work?

Also, can someone please explain how the fuck we wirelessly transmit electricity, and how it’s different from the Tesla thing?

I still want one. I’m never, ever going to buy one, even if I could afford it. But I love freeze dried snacks, and I also love food preservation, and don’t mind tedious prep. It’s right up my alley. But they’re too expensive, and use too much energy. I’d feel guilty as fuck from an environmental standpoint.

That’s my thinking, but he never went it into. I was really hoping he would

No one in my family gets why I say that, but whenever I buy two one something, I use that line lol makes me smile

I do not know why. Just popped into my head, and now you just suffer as I have suffered

Thundercum and nutting, very very frightening, hey! Cumalaeo, cumalaeo, finger-o, magnifico!

I’m just a porn boy, nobody fucks me

He’s just a porn boy from a porn family, Spare him his nut from this orgasmistry!

Easy cum, easy go, will you let go?

I was gonna say, that’s only twice a day. I average 4-5 times a day until I was like 20-25. About once a day since, sometimes more, sometimes less. But 60 a month doesn’t seem so crazy to me.

Normally I’m not excited for holidays a year in advance, but I saw Rocky horror in theater last night for the first time, and now I can’t fucking wait. I’d go do that once a week if I could. It was amazing.

Next Halloween is gonna be awesome

Thanks for the visceral reminder to the first time I saw the lemon party :(

How old is that? I’ve been looking for one for years. I think that’s it, but I don’t remember the last panel like that

Not always an option. What if you’ve just been fucked in a field? There’s no shower. Or more likely, the handicap stall at a Walmart halfway between your houses because neither of you can host, and you live 2 hours apart

Right? Such a cool name! I also would not mind if they renamed earth to Terra, though, to keep the trend. But if we keep Uranus, we should make earth Gaia, so Uranus won’t be so lonely as the only Greek in the solar system.

I may, may, be anthropomorphizing our planets a bit

Let me help every woman you’ll sleep with going forward, then. Don’t just jizz on the bed when you pull out. It also gets cold, but now it’s where you need to sleep. Lol.

Also don’t get it in their hair, it’s a bitch to get out if it dries. Invest in a daily glass of pineapple juice, though, and you probably won’t have to worry about it where to end. They won’t mind swallowing so much

I’m a genuine proponent of renaming Uranus to “Caelus.” It’s the only planet (save earth) not named for a Roman god. It’s named for a Greek god, and completely breaks the naming convention. Funny word play aside, I’d like to see it renamed Caelus.

Ever driven 45 minutes home after bottoming? It get pretty cold before you get to a shower