We don’t even get multiple outfit options. We get

• a suit
• an innoticably different suit

In a lot of languages the word for apple used to refer to all kinds of fruits, particularly new ones from more or less exotic lands. Pineapples also don’t look much like apples, do they?

That’s the moon. Tech bros just invented the moon.

I always loved isopods. I was the weird kid in the neighborhood who played with them rather than other kids. They’re fucming adorable.

Define “lick”.

Idk, just licking it once shouldn’t do much harm, right?

“basked AF”?

Nice.

Was Carl Sagan a stoner? Or do I just not know what “baked” means?

How the fuck did I miss that?

Not an equation though.

I’d say it’s a lazy Sunday and they’re staying in bed until 12.

From the moment I understood the weakness of my fish, it disgusted me.

Shit, that would have been better.

What.

Somehow, tuberculosis returned…

Actually, no. I’m studying for a molecular infection biology class rn.

Neither. Influenza is the flu. The common cold is caused by a variety of viruses, iirc.

Put it in a box. Problem solved.

I know how to solve this, but my solution only works for spherical cubes in a vacuum.