To bypass the paywall: https://archive.ph/GO7mu

Do the easiest part first to prove it can be done successfully. It’s the pilot basically.

But there are 10 dashes…

My laptop upgraded to Windows 11. It broke the headphone jack and built in speakers. The computer just doesn’t detect them anymore. O⁠_⁠o

WTF? 25gbps? Dang we really do have shitty internet in the States.

'Murica #1!!! (In high internet prices)

Woah there! Radical opinion you have, spending money? Like dollars? On stuff you use and enjoy that costs money to make happen? Crazy talk.

It’s spoilers all the way down…