Hey. Europe is nice. You are welcome to come and live here :)

Also: Please don’t kill yourself. If you think about doing so, please talk to a professional. There are also plenty of friendly people available via free hotlines. The world is a better place with you in it. Don’t let them win :)

Finally a fine that isn’t just a slap on the wrist! /s

Funny, although it belongs in /c/shitposts

I like them both too. My grandma made the vinegar verity and a friend of the family got a recipe from her grandma with mayo.

It’s a thing. Legend has it there are some humans who like both, but it may be propaganda from the potato-industry ;)