I think the felon should drop out, personally.

“Death panels!” the conservatives shouted. “The government will have death panels!”

The rubes ate it up, not realizing they had death panels the entire time and paid more for them.

I can’t tell if this dude is 23 years old or 53 years old.

I still have an iPhone 4 in a drawer and it’s totally flat on the back. Still looks really cool.

Apple: “Our new chips are more efficient so we can make devices thinner with a smaller battery and still get 10 hours of battery!”

Everyone: “Or just keep them the same and use a bigger battery to get, like 15-20 hours of battery?”

Apple: “NO.”

Wow, what a joke.

Wells Fargo upset over some fake inputs?

Maybe they should have just created some fake employees to do this work like they opened fake accounts for people who never asked for them.

I need to preorder this this weekend.

If only it were that simple. WE are all the test subjects in this case whether we like it or not.

Lots of updates coming to the ios calculator with ios18. They obviously focused on the ipad version because it has the written math notes stuff, but a lot of those features are coming to the iphone, too.

https://www.macrumors.com/2024/06/11/ios-18-calculator-these-conversions/

The current calculator has had a lot more options if you turn the phone sideways, but no one ever does that. Personally, I’m a pCalc guy.

RCS, I suppose, so we can stop hearing about it.

That’s fair.

Hopefully there’s a toggle to turn it off.

At least Apple isn’t taking a screenshot of your device every three seconds and saving it in plain text.

Just let it understand the word “and” and I’ll be happy.

“A direct line” has already happened.

I’m pretty sure I saw an article on here in the last week about how they talk to each other.

I’ve been trying to get my parents to use a password manager for years now. They have a piece of paper with a bunch of passwords on that’s one coffee spill away from a disaster.

I’ve tried getting them to use Bitwarden or any other simple manager, but nothing has stuck.

A “default” one from Apple, might, though. They are more amenable to stuff “built in” (that will also not be hidden down in some settings menus like how the current iOS passwords are stored.) So bring it on.

I like the games but hate Amazon so I’ll skip it.

But hopefully the show itself is good.

Guy in a MAGA hat, running: “…the US is under threat…”

Goose, chasing: “under threat by who, motherfucker??”

Someone, for the love of god, just announce when Silksong will come out, already.

Guess I have to stop drinking alpaca milk.