Wow I’m 6 of those 9 types of people. Extra milk and cookies for Santa from now on.

Chill yo. Humans are inherently good. None of us want to have a bad interaction. So we try to win-win cuz that’s the easiest and best outcome for both parties and for me. See?

Wtf was that site? Unable.

Fuck when you put it like that, existing sounds bleak.

Is there a joke in that comment or did the irony blow past me before I could suck it up?