wait, is the ancient strap-on a real thing?

Ages ago from some asklemmy thread IIRC.

You don’t need to censor words here…

https://fmhy.pages.dev/ Remember kids, never pirate anything! Oh, hey, where did that link come from?

They’re still unnecessary and enviriomentally harmful.

Sexuality as in who or what you are sexually attracted to, not sex in what kind of anatomy you have.

Putting words you don’t know the meaning of in the dictionary accompanied by an explanation of what those words mean? Woke nonsense, obviously.

the most farted on animal, not the animal that farts the most

It’s not shit, it’s farts

They’re trying to help you make it past the horses and get the great honor of being the most farted on animal. Don’t be ungrateful!

The kitty is going to be so disappointed though when her human doesn’t give birth in the nest she built with great effort…

1 . damn that’s a good book, five stars

2 . don’t fucking take pictures of people and share them online without their consent

Thank you ancient Egyptians!

Keep your eyes on the road, smh.

What the fuck? Is this an American thing?? Here school bathrooms are often separate rooms as opposed to stalls.

“Hey, [name], I know you would like to do/talk about X with me, but I’m tired and would like to be alone because [reason explained in a way a kid can grasp easily]. We can do X some other day.”

Basically just make it clear that you still like him, but you can’t always be with him, and explain why.

Could be bi/pan with a preference/type, or gynesexuality/gynephilia.

Are you implying that something else would be abnormal?

Not sure, but I think maybe Life of Brian?

Well, some drinks are Bloody Marys, and some drinks are bloody Marys.