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Cake day: June 15th, 2023

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  • Two Red Ranger headsets?! You can’t both be the Red Ranger! Only I, the older brother, possess the testicular fortitude to be the Red Ranger. You, the much weaker and dumber younger brother, must be the Blue Ranger.

    Yeah yeah, go cry to Mom. You think she cares what color power ranger you are, Jimmy? She doesn’t! She’s passed out on the couch again! Shut up, Jimmy, your gonna wake her up and she’ll be pissed!