They remind me of Salad Fingers. He likes rusty spoons.

A couple of teeth.

the headline is pandering a lie.

Okay, I’ll bite… which part of the headline is a lie?

[redacted]

He likes rusty spoons…

*crickets chirping*

I’m just posting my opinions online like the rest of us.

What’s the point of guessing like this then?

I just felt like it.

How is your guess any better than the guess of some conservative who believes he was being attacked by criminals and had the right to defend himself?

It’s not any better than anyone else’s. I never claimed it was. That’s why I reiterated that is was an opinion guess rather than fact.

I never said my guess was more valid than others. If you feel I worded it that way then that’s on you. I was just saying what I felt regardless of what others feel on the subject.

Edit: opinion to guess correction

See also: schadenfreude

“enjoyment obtained from the troubles of others”

I think it’s an apt term for watching leopards eating the faces of their allies.

Edit: for those unfamiliar with the reference, here’s a rundown of The Leopards Eating Faces Party.

• Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party

“Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party refers to a parody of regretful voters who vote for cruel and unjust policies (and politicians) and are then surprised when their own lives become worse as a result. It has been commonly used to parody regretful Brexit and Trump voters.”

Two things can be true.

I don’t know why either. But my guess is he was being chased for shouting the N word at a BLM protest. Just a guess though. I doubt he was being cordial.

I’m tired and misread that as “twerk in my gay cavity.” I need sleep.

I’m still waiting for my alien reach around.

The “pocket” that he was supposed to open to show proof was the file(s) he claimed had proof of election fraud. When he opened the files there was no proof, just unrelated data and gibberish.

fascism with a pride flag

Wait, what? I’ve never heard anyone claim that those are in in way similar before. That’s a new one for me.

as soon as you enter the country the murderous part of your brain detaches from the rest and slides into your mouth, which explains the way they talk.

That made me actually laugh out loud. Thanks; I needed that.

I’m glad there’s no consequences for a nation abusing their power in such an egregious manner.

Sarcasm aside, the no consequences part is especially troubling when there’s also the American Service-Members’ Protection Act (United States federal law enacted 2 August 2002).

The American Service-Members’ Protection Act, known informally as The Hague Invasion Act, is a United States federal law described as “a bill to protect United States military personnel and other elected and appointed officials of the United States government against criminal prosecution by an international criminal court to which the United States is not party.”

TL;DR: If an international criminal court tries to hold military personnel or politicians accountable for war crimes the US military is required by law to invade the Hague and “rescue” the war criminal from prosecution.