It probably also helps to be a total dream boat dressed to the nines

https://i.imgur.com/EUPbtHX.png

Me, on the other hand, will buy even more bananas.

I shouldn’t quit my day job

She’s 35, but born in England, and I think not a natural born US citizen

Ughhh I keep finding these exact things in one of our rooms, never seen an adult one, always larvae. Find like one a week, which makes me think they’re just too dumb to organize an orgy and reproduce and ruin my life, which works for me.