This is why sometimes dog lick my nose.

I tell her to keep her licker in her licker cabinet but she no listen ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Nightmare fuel tho

Aw relevant username

Bowie just levitating like it ain’t no thing

Happy howl-oween you hipster ghost!

That’s Bowie’s entire vibe

I, a human, can’t keep my hat from bunching up when I tilt my head back, but somehow Bowie can?

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Homeboy is definitely a sock puppet.

You mean Convicted Rapist Brock Turner, now going by the name of Convicted Rapist Allen Turner, who was sentenced to six months but only served three for what his father called (and I quote) “twenty minutes of action”? That Convicted Rapist Brock Allen Turner?

There’s nothing more cute & pitiful than a wet sighthound 🥰

make sexual comments about real people who aren’t explicitly inviting that

Listen, if cat-calling and unwanted comments go away because of Gen Z, they’ll have my undying gratitude. As it stands I’m just waiting to age into invisibility.

When your neck has this much real-estate, you can get away with it!

Besides, Bowie is one letter away from bowtie, so of course he can wear one whenever he wants!

I bet he was happy to get home to his handcrafted small batch cider and collection of vinyl from bands you’ve never heard of

He is a beautiful very goode boye

You hush, it’s perfect 😍

Go applesauce or go home.

(They look good!)

Bowie’s got big glasses because he’s hoping for BIIIIG treats

Thank you, these look awesome and I can’t wait to make them!

Not everybody could pull off such a loud print but Bowie’s got that next-level cool, he can get away with it. 🧡

Recipe plz

Ah merci pour le lien!