The article doesn’t say that now… Which means you’re probably a real time traveler. Please tell EA to go with Titanfall 3 instead before you come back.

Bold of you to assume that someone was touching my peepee before all those craziness

Sharing one device should be fine. What games are you trying to play?

I don’t see a nurse

Well ya that was really bad. But it was just that 1 time (also it’s with the credit roll) so I’m going to let it slide. I also started reading a book at that part tho.

The delivering part is actually fun tho. The cut scenes are confusing but they don’t really take that long so it’s fine for me.

Now you have to train so hard it turns blonde

How do you make a character who moves so fast he can travel through time lame? It’s fascinating

This makes it sounds like Google is building their own nuclear plants

Or you can both go and have some fun

How did you find so many volunteers to get their dicks bitten tho

looks like a good time

don’t tell me what to do

A safe spot can be thought of as a place that’s hard to reach

OMG I can understand that I need to touch grass