i guess he’s not a very good schwimmer

There is no dark side in the moon, really

Matter of fact, it’s all dark

Big Pharma is finding new ways of claiming your drugs really do cost $30,000 per dose

yep, radio telescopes send data this way, thats how SETI@home got the Arecibo data

coming soon: Fee Listing fee

That would be Alemmynium in British English

I just went and gilded a bunch of fuck u/spez posts with gold I apparently had but never bought

Yes, if one of those stars blew up 389 years ago, we’d see it next year

390 light years away

As galactic scales go, that’s really close

Fugedaboudit!