The skin will eventually turn blue as well, once they die from the entirety preventable diseases that they refuse to vaccinate for.

And just like that, c/conservative became my favorite community.

Don’t besmirch the good name of Satan, thank you very much.

Man arrested for saying out loud what we’re all thinking.

I’ve never related so completely to anything before.

Holy shit, what?

I never touch the stuff.

Wording it like a Jeff Foxworthy joke is honestly probably the best hope of getting this message to conservatives.

I appreciate you saying that. I kinda needed to hear it.

None of my squares have ever been that full.

This is all true, but I refuse to take off my nostalgia colored glasses.

FFIX is the best game in the franchise and I’ll die on that hill.

I didn’t need this reference.

That’s why I pretty much only go to DIY shows. There are no rules in a parking lot or under a bridge, and I came to bring the pain. Of course, now that I’m in my mid thirties I usually end up leaving with more pain than I brought.

Obligatory HAIL SATAN

Nice work, bone daddy.