purplexed

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

“we’re reaching out to you about your cart’s extended warranty…”

It’s not unusual

!remindme 1.5 years

And from kids! The circle is complete

Definitely skip the candy dildo thong

Hostel

Nukes are for stopping hurricanes though

“Due to a software glitch, you worked an extra 500 hours. You will not be compensated for this extra time as it was not mandatory or compulsory.”

Pam pam param boyos!

It’s very clunky in its usage. Which isn’t good English, but neither is the title, so I’m over it.

The crying comment comes off as more of a dick thing to say, but the skill issue bit is pretty funny.

It’s about the challenge and how we rise to overcome it in our celebration of God.

Or something like that I don’t know I’m not really religious.

Sounds like success to me. Any engagement is better than none

I think you were both making jokes

He’ll just get to experience it all at once

I’m going to mess up my sleep breathing so I don’t have to remember this comment

Do you prefer salt and pepper or a nice marinade?

Break out the third plate so I can help mediate.

I think it’s the military training plus a little extra sociopath on the side.