Alter, wie peinlich.

TikTok needs to die.

Pikachuception

GPT, is that you?

Definitely. Am German living abroad, so it’s a great instance for keeping up with local stuff.

As for privacy, I don’t expect anything to be private anywhere on the internet. But for a lemmy instance I’d hope that the admins are a) running it on secure infrastructure (firewalled, etc.) and b) they’re not just handing off email addresses to the biggest bidder.

Ze saym proseedjah ess ev’ree yeer.

feddit.de is home <3

yes. now shut up about it. thanks

That’s how it works in finance as well. “Self-regulation” - no conflict of interest here …

“Tired of running your massively popular online service? Call BrandWreckers™ , your one-stop shop for dismantling user loyalty and brand reputation. Call now and lose your first 10k users for free!”

Cease this salad!

nice! this might just become my daily driver

Yo dawg, I heard you liked ads …

Core memory unlocked. I don’t even remember what Wave was supposed to be, but people treated it like it was the Second Coming.

One App to rule them all!

there … already are multiple ones?

Fk yea!

Thank you for your service! o7

Please don’t gatekeep how people speak, thanks.