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What is it called when 2 flowers have an unplanned pregnancy?

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An oopsie-daisy! 🌼

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Car Talk with Martok: Naturally Won

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Season 1 / Episode 1

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A world class athlete twisted his ankle in training.

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He decided to try out for the 'Limpics.

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What kinda shoes do ninjas wear?

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Sneakers

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Does anyone remember the post about the chiropractor?

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It was about a week back.

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We don't know who stole our teaspoons, but we suspect they're stirring up trouble somewhere.

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In 1987 the first all-white leopard was spotted.

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When I told my parents I wanted to be a comedian, they laughed.

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The Hunt for Red October

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What is the most musical instrument?

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A Beat.

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