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Update 2025-9-11: If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they would understand, you should probably post it to the this community: !unclejokes@lemmy.world. Please message me if you think it could be different.
Because they’re in-sects.
Some day I hope to be a bouillonaire
“Mmmm, bar tender!”
It turns out she suffers from my grains….
I thought I would at least get a Snicker
And I was like, “Well, damn.”
Hole Foods!
Then I had a change of heart
Pillow cases!
A calcunow!
cross-posted from: https://ani.social/post/22420695
When she found out she hit the roof….
I think there’s a Ghost of a Chance.
They can only draw blood!
He was squaring in the house of God.
The Dead Sea!
Grrraiinnnns!
The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song but chickpeas can only humus one.
They’re afraid to unwind!
From https://tribe.net/@AbsoluteMemery/115429876741020387
It dampens their spirits!
One day I hope to be good at it.
A poultrygeist!
Scare-spray!
Watch out for the reaper cushions!
Spelling!
it’s grate!
The bike was just too tired.
A Himhe bar!
Sometimes this is a tankless job.
cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/post/575939
They’ve reduced meowers.
Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
Spooktacles!
Because some relationships don’t work out!
Coral Reefs 🪸
Her vehicle goes broom-broom
In college they were broom mates
She’s a night mare
You give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
“I don’t think Charlie is such a bad choice of name, even for a girl,” I told her.
cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/post/550282
A hardened criminal.
A small medium at large.
And to that I said - “well, it’s a long story.”
2025-10-11
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/37182364
Because they cantaloupe!
She’s a Bordeaux collie.
Because it’s a dead language!
Because it was ground this morning!
I can really see myself doing that.
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None! They’re all in the dark side.
I won a dog whistle and 2 mimes
It turns out he only does odd jobs…
There was no racquet….
In the gourd-room!
It turns out, good players are hard to find…
… not nearly as groundbreaking as the shovel!
We haven’t gotten a gig yet…
I’m anti*pho*.
It’s a little long, but there’s a morel at the end….🍄 🍄
……It just kept ringing…😐
It was damming evidence……..🦫
Spoilertrans-parent
That’s because it’s cap-sized…..
Apparently, they didn’t like my critter sizing
You could say that class was my Achilles' elbow
...it was a briefcase
...until I saw a dragon and shit myself.
To the Cairo practor!
Copts.
The Meat Ball.
Darling rule
The only solution is ICU.
Hot chocolate
Neither did he.
They say she was assigned mail at birth.
artist's bluesky source
Goddamnit.
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