It’s cottage cheese and a straw, right? Right??? 🥴

Great names 🎶

This is my situation. Dated/lived together for 3 years before going to the courthouse. Reception was at a spaghetti place nothing fancy since there are a lot of kids in my family lol it was such a blast, so low key. We’ve been together for a decade now. Wouldn’t change it for the world. We’re best friends. When we got married, everything and nothing changed all at once. Best decision I’ve ever made.

Forbidden toy 😱

Happy dia de la independencia 🇲🇽

Poor mouse.

Yes.

💀

Oh god, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Thanks stranger. 🤮

I don’t miss the often-regurgitated response of “Gee, thanks stranger” that Redditers would say after receiving gold. It would always annoy me.

If looks could kill, we would all be dead by now. Dapper pup!

“Baby” is in your name so it checks out.

Dapper 😍

Boy that was bootyful advice, thank you.

So damn handsome!

Salt and pepper the Impossible burger like you would a regular beef burger when cooking. It makes the flavor indistinguishable from a beef patty, imo.

Are Impossible hotdogs as good as the burgers? I eat meat but like alternatives also.

Makes a fair maiden wonder 🫦

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

You should try the German dish Rouladen, if you haven’t already. It’s thin slices of beef, pickles, and mustard rolled up. It’s mouth-watering, absolutely delicious.