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Got more toots than Mastodon.
It’s cottage cheese and a straw, right? Right??? 🥴
People moseying back every 40-45 minutes
I always get that one kid that hoovers the whole pile and ruins it for everyone.
You ever hoovered schneef off a sleeping cow’s spine?
I’ve hoovered schneef off an awake cow’s teet.
Houses like this are why I have 4 costumes.
Ugh, please tell me you saved me a gummer.
Ugh this has to be the week I give up blow
