They ask you to pay for something necessary for the hiring process before even confirming that you are, in-fact, hired.

Anything involving Myers–Briggs.

When the benefits listed are the legally required minimum holiday and pension, plus on site parking. Usually these are also paired with a competitive salary.

Edit: it’s late, I can’t read and wrote about things in a job advert rather than an interview. I’m going to bed, maybe I’ll try do some Internet tomorrow.

When they ask you for an indication of what you’d like to earn, only to then casually say “okay” to what you said and low ball you by a lot afterwards. Lady, I can’t help that you didn’t provide the salary range in advance, that’s your fault.

Some warning words in job listings:

• “hit the ground running” : there’s no time or people to train you, you have a day to learn the whole system.
• ”we’re looking for a rock star…” : the one guy who knew how it all worked rage quit, we need someone who can do it all
• ”open to graduate engineers” : we don’t want to pay a high salary for an experienced engineer so we’ll pay you peanuts to (hopefully) do the same role.
• ”As a world leader in…” : few have heard of us before, including you
• “…fast paced environment …” : We don’t have enough people, would rather not spend the money , prepare to do three roles at once
• “work hard, and play hard” : No play just work, 16 hour days. Once every 6 months HR will plan a mandatory rock climbing event (on a Saturday)
• ”…Remote flexibility” : You can work at home one day per month if it’s snowing otherwise we need you to commute in for every 15 minute meeting
• “You will lead a multi-disciplined team…” : a collection of odds and sods who can’t communicate or get anything done. That’s why there’s an opening
• “…family oriented business…” : We’ll call you with problems any hour of the night, your scheduled vacations are subject to cancellation, if you resign we need 6 months notice, then we’ll still call you at your new job for advice.
• ”We are the innovators” : we need you to juice up our also-ran bland product line
• Any mention of onsite food or catering means they want you working while eating lunch
• ”An opportunity has arisen” : Someone said fuck this I’m out.
• If it’s a job with little contact with customers or clients and they still mention casual Fridays, avoid
• ”You should have ten years experience in Ratfuck XBumpick version 2.3 (1997 edition) and 8 years experience in Tard Tool Power Edition DOS” : We’ll consider you if understand numbered lists in Word.
• ”You enjoy new challenges every day…” : The rest of us just want to get the fuck out of here at 5 o clock and go home.