Tiny opossums that fuck themselves to death? I know what I want to play in my next life!

Living the dream

The ultimate deadbeat dad.

So, literally death by snusnu

if anyone’s interested it’s pronounced ‘anti kine ness’ when i was a kid i thought they were called anti kindness and figured they must be really mean. They used to jump on my head while i slept but never bite me like the rats did.

Mammal salmon

So like gamers, but for mating instead of a gaming session.

… probably skill issue tbh.