My marxist big pharma shill of a “doctor” keeps trying to tell me i have a “testicular torsion” i told him my balls are red from my carnivore diet and are “swollen” because of my lively high t sperm.

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jonathanvmv8f@lemm.ee · 9 days ago

Easily the best website I’ve seen since 2024.

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Squorlple@lemmy.world · 9 days ago

How’d you get the beans above the frank?

IninewCrow@lemmy.ca · 9 days ago

By tossing their salad

🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net · 9 days ago

Bro turned into a kangaroo.

Mossy Feathers (She/They)@pawb.social · 9 days ago

Or a bat.

Meh, both live upside-down, so I guess there wouldn’t be a big difference.

Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca · 9 days ago

This is problematic because you can no longer use your balls as a proper door knocker for your asshole.

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 8 days ago

How did you get the beans above the frank??

son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

Does it change how his pee is stored?