So, fungal spores are literally everywhere, and the requirements for fungus to thrive seem to be trivially low; give it a moderately humid environment and it’ll grow on a bare concrete wall ffs eating god only knows what; the dust from the air maybe?

Well, and the great outdoors is full of slightly damp places, many of them downright soggy most of the time - and absolutely rife with organic material to snack on.

Where’s the bottleneck? Why isn’t the world a choking fungal hellscape?

  • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee
    23·
    4 months ago

    Dunno if you’re joking?

    Oyster mushrooms are a type of edible mushroom.

    Oysters are indeed shellfish.

    Also,

    Oyster cards are an RFID travel card in London.

    And,

    What kind of noise annoys a noisy oyster?
    A noisy nose annoys a noisy oyster.

    • leftzero@lemmynsfw.com
      7·
      4 months ago

      Dunno if you’re joking? (…) Oysters are indeed shellfish.

      Hey, when barnacles are apparently friggin’ crustaceans, it’s sort of a fair question, I’d say.

      Sea critters are weird.