“Metaphorically” doesn’t save him from yet again being a massive piece of shit…

So the end game is to award nobodies, he thinks are going to be good potential spokespeople, to get out the message?

Hi I’m some random loser that was gifted a million dollars, listen to me AstroTurf!

Stellar

What an absolute weak turd holy hell.

A cover? Yeah like the kings new clothes maybe.

RFK, Antivax shit head moron.

Did he piss off the audio engineer Union or does he just hire morons?

Both?

Turbo granny, my opponent, is a very nasty woman!

Ok but no “Diddy” card that’s just going to be OP

Oh is this it, are we inches from rock bottom? Losing it and or lying more desperately for attention?

I’m sure she’s already pulling other cranks there Jesse boy…

I’m so over people who visit and don’t pay for THEIR Stanley Steamer bill. Also he jizzed on my couch.

It’s just a joke.

Then go be a racist comedian at a Trump rally.

People are trying to discuss things.

I don’t want to be your friend. I’m going to fine you weekly until you are!

I mean if ‘grab em by the pussy’ didn’t do it…

Dude commits political suicide for breakfast daily. His voters don’t care.

More along the lines of “That one bullhorn that always screeches and the trigger is stuck on so you have to undo the battery” brand Lauren Boebert …

What, my pillow type sites not paying the ad bills after you told advertisers to fuck off?

Some of them, others I think uh monster trucked through un facilities with tanks?

Yeah hard “KAAANNNNEEEEDDDDAAAAA???” vibes with this tech.

Because half of America are happy to give actual freedom away if it means literally forcing the other half to comply.

Fascism is what’s for dinner and Christians are hungry!

I thought *YMCA" but everyone hates him so much a public domain song is probably the answer.