Asses to asses, butts to butts
Why couldn’t she be the other kind of mermaid!? With the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?
bury the ledge
Do you mean bury the lede?
North Koreans, this is your chance to be world heroes
I’m keeping an eye on this but I really hate the anime blush on every character
They’d charge you for your sims’ water bill if they could
How long before the scarred and deformed bit
You’re saying they measure your dick when you die? I have to be dead and embarrassed?
You had me until that last bit
That’s not going to fit
The Pentagon has never passed an audit
And the city they built Mexico City on top of was in the middle of a damn lake
You can actually hear the difference between sweet and salty but most people haven’t tried it
Same thing could have happened to us, except we kept our 90 lbs GSD the fuck away from our newborn. “It could be any dog at any time” uh… no shit? Genetically it’s a fucking wolf. Use your fucking brains people.
If this sounds insensitive, well it is. A license should be required to possess both dogs and children.
A white man was arrested after live streaming his trip to a local Indianapolis grocery store
Richard K. Klaff Jr., 20, walked into the Georgetown Square Kroger in Fort Wayne, Ind
Fort Wayne is 1.5 hours away from Indianapolis.
That was way worse actually, 2/3 of them were US citizens
Probably won’t be a teleprompter at this interview