Big if true

Every relationship Trump has is transactional

Democrats, including Sen. Ron Wyden, raised alarms over Musk’s influence on federal funds. Treasury access concerns intensified after Trump ally Michael Flynn posted grant payments online.

That’s funny, the only thing I get when I search for “Michael Flynn grant payments” are about payments Flynn received from the Russian government

That is exactly what I expect to happen as well

Americans are too

I’ve had so many Dell Laptops…

They’re not even trying anymore

Because they don’t even have to

If we suddenly start seeing cruise missiles hitting aid locations in Ukraine at the exact right time, we’ll know where it came from

This gets me every time

*of cum

What exactly counts as the mainstream media nowadays?

Cable news?

I haven’t had cable TV for probably 20 years now.

Internet news?

Which ones? There seems to be an endless number of them

Reverse it and put a fistful of cash in each of Trump’s tiny hands

Gee, there is no way Musk would abuse that power…

Like canceling grant payments to rival EV manufacturers

We still have ours

It’ll probably get to stay this time

¯\(ツ)/¯

Damn, I read this out loud and now my algorithm is fucked

I can do both at the same time

Would it be as noteworthy if Bill Waterson from QA at Veeva Systems said it?

Doubt anybody’s quoting Bill

It doesn’t take an expert to arrive at the same conclusion